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The Maid and the Vacuum

A maid found a vacuum that was locked away for years.

She took it from the basement, and dragged it up the stairs.

It had a lot of cobwebs, dirt was everywhere.

As she pushed the power button, it sucked in all her hair.

She wiped it with a cloth, so shine she saw her teeth.

But as she start the vacuum, it tapped her off her feet.

She huffed and puffed in anger, and made an ugly frown.

Then stood up from her knees, but fell back on the ground.

She tried to dust for hours, but the vacuum was a pain.

It fought her until she grew tired and forgot her maiden name.

It grabbed her skirt and ripped the thread to doom.

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