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Lodger Needed:

Cost: 300 earthworms per month (EPM)

Sociable landlord, seeks lodger for room, all noise to be kept to a minimum during the day time, towels not provided please enquire within.

Owl caught stealing towels!

Duck has too much luck!

Crow usually says no!

There once lived a badger who needed a lodger.



For years, he had a room he needed to rent.

He had offered it to a mole,

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