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Cat and Dog Jokes



By Arnie Lightning

Arnie Lightning Books

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Table of Contents



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Cat Jokes

Dog Jokes

Maze 1

Maze 2

Maze 3

Maze 4

Maze Solutions

About the Author



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Cat Jokes



Q: What do you call a cat that wakes up with an alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

Q: Why do cats like to eat fur balls?

A: They love a good gag!

Q: What is it called when a cat stops?

A: Paws!

Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?


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