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Cat and Dog Jokes

Uncle Amon

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Table of Contents

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Funny Cat Jokes

Funny Dog Jokes

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Puzzle 4

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Funny Cat Jokes

Q: Where do cats write down their notes?

A: On scratch paper!

Q: What’s every cat’s favorite song?

A: Three Blind Mice!

Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat?

A: You’re the purr-fect cat for me!

Q: What do you call it when a cat bites?

A: Catnip!

Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?

A: A bowl of mice cream

Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight?

A: Claude.

Q: What has a horn and gives milk?

A: A milk truck.

Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It is meow-sic to their ears!

Q: What do cats read in the morning?

A: A mewspapers!

Q: What’s a cat’s second favorite food?

A: A bowl of spa-catti!

Q: What’s a cat’s favorite food?

A: Petatoes!

Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

Q: What do you call a cat that’s joined the Red Cross?

A: First aid kit-ty!

Q: What is an octopus?

A: An eight-sided cat that lives in the ocean.

Q: What is another way to describe a cat?

A: A miniature version of a lion!

Q: Why did the cat sleep under the car?

A: He wanted to wake up oily!

Q: What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

A: There was money in the kitty!

Q: What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?

A: He tried to lure the mouse with cheese breath!

Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A: The purr-fect meal!

Q: What do you call a cat wearing boots?

A: Puss in boots!

Q: What walks a tight rope and has claws?

A: An acrocat!

Q: Why did the cat put the letter M in the fridge?

A: It turns ice into mice!

Q: What cat purrs more than any other?

A: Purrsian cats!

Q: On what should you mount a statue of your cat?

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