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Mouse Jokes

Uncle Amon

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Funny Mouse Jokes

Q: How does a mouse stop a video?

A: Hits the paws button!

Q: How does a mouse feel after taking shower?

A: Squeaky clean!

Q: When is it a bad time to see a hungry cat?

A: When you are a mouse!



Q: Why do mice need to be oiled?

A: They squeak!

Q: What do mice do when they are home?

A: Mousework!

Q: How did the mouse make gold soup?

A: She puts in 14 carrot!

Q: Why did the mouse eat a lamp?

A: For a light snack!

Q: What was the mouse’s favorite game?

A: Hide and squeak!

Q: What does a 100 pound mouse say to a cat?

A: Here kitty, kitty!

Q: What is small, furry, and smells like bacon?

A: A hamster!

Q: Where do hamsters come from?

A: From Hamsterdam!

Q: How do you save a mouse from drowning?

A: You use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Q: What do you call three rodents that can’t see?

A: Three blind mice!

Q: What kind of musical instruments does a mouse play?

A: The mouse organ!

Q: Why do mice have long tails?

A: Because they would look funny with long legs!

Q: How do mice celebrate a new home?

A: Mouse warming party!

Q: What is gray and furry on the inside and rolled up?

A: A mouse burrito!

Q: What was the mouse’s favorite record?

A: Please cheese me!

Q: What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?

A: Mouse code!

Q: What do you get if cross a mouse with a packet of washing powder?

A: Some bubbles and squeak!

Q: What goes eek, eek, boom?

A: A mouse in a minefield!

Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

A: When it is raining cats and dogs!

Q: What did the cat lock the mouse in the freezer?

A: To get mice cubes!

Q: What squeaks as it solves a crime?

A: Miami mice!

Q: What do mice send each other at Christmas?

A: Cross-mouse cards!

Q: What do you call a narrow squeak?

A: A thin mouse!

Q: What do you get if you mix a mouse with a skunk?

A: Dirty looks from the mouse!

Q: What is small, squeaky, and skilled at sword fights?

A: The mouseketeer!

Q: What are crispy and squeak when you eat them?

A: Mice crispy treats!

Q: What mouse was once a Roman emperor?

A: Julius Cheeser!

Q: What is gray, squeaky, and hangs around in caves?

A: Stalagmice!

Q: Who has large antlers, a high voice, and wears white gloves?

A: Mickey Moose!

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